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["Cyberman" <cyberman@western.com>]

>From: Cyberman

Hi There

Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.

 The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4 months.
 think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more.
 That's ... because it WORKS !  So I thought, all those new users might
 make it work. And I decided to try it out, a few months ago. Besides,
 whats $5.00, I spend more than that in the morning on my way to work on
 coffee and cigs for the day. So I sent in my money and posted.
 Everyone was calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users from
 AOL, Netcom, etc. they will join in and make it work for you.

 Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail!  I couldn't
 believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!  At first only a few
 hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand, then BOOM. By
 the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly $57,000.00. It came
 from all over the world. And every bit of it perfectly legal and on the
 up and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills, my new motor vehicle
 and still had enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.

 Not only does it work for me, it works for everyone who have enough sense
to  sticks to the rules. I have enough sense that I'm taking a
 similar chance with $5 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but
 one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in
 this system - period. 

Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

STEP 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words:

"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."

In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying
for a legitimate service. Fold a $1 bill (only) between two dark pieces of
paper and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following five addresses:


 1 - Darren Vlaming
      P O Box 11633
      Selcourt
      1567
      SOUTH AFRICA	

 2 - JC Conca 
      6640 Whitley Terrace			  
      Los Angeles, CA 90068
      
 3 - John Sibbert
      P O box 12180
      Daggafontein
      1573
      SOUTH AFRICA
      
 4 - Harald Ebbers
      Groene Kruisstr. 63
      6591 GH, Gennep
      The Netherlands
 

 5 - Frank Hasty 
     904 Fairchild
     Normal, Il 61761
 
STEP 2.

    Now remove the bottom name from the list, and move the
    other names down.This way, #4 becomes #5 and so on.
    Put your name in as the first one on the list.

STEP 3.

    Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at
    least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
    article and send you cash!

STEP 4.

    You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
    returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new
    and huge. There is no way you can lose.

    Now here is how and why this system works:

    Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
    money orders, but real cash with your name at #1.

    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250
    additional postings with your name at #2, 1000 postings. On
    average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
    #2,....$50.00 in your pocket!

    Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your
    name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
    They make 250 postings each with your name at #4= 100,000
    postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!

    Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
    #5 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off
    the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 250
    postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.

    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.

    The end result depends on you. You must follow through
    and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
    The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
    your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!

    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
    works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
    day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
    every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
    So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
    fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Print this out
    right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep
    an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
    playing fairly. You know where your name should be.

    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
    for real, then don't do it. But please print this article and pass

    it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
    what happens.

    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
    GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people
already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this
and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
over $10,000!

                TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!