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[dave@bubba.ocis.temple.edu (David Ingersoll)]

What makes this person think FoxPro folks eat, let alone buy groceries??

Dave I



save@grocery.com wrote:
> THIS is Your Problem!!!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> The average American family spends approximately $400 per month on
> food and other grocery store items. That monthly expense is increasing
> constantly, and EVERYONE is always looking for ways to cut those costs.

> Now the way that most consumers are saving money at the grocery store is
> by using " cash off " coupons. In fact recent national surveys report that
> 90% of  ALL American households use grocery coupons weekly!

> But .... until now the problem has been that " coupons clipping " is a 
> hit-or-miss proposition at best. It generally means a time consuming,
> tedious job of sorting through perhaps dozens of flyers, circulars, and
> magazines, and cutting out only those few coupons that fit your needs.

> National statistics actually tells us that although the typical Sunday paper
> contains 100 or  more "cash off " coupons , the average person manages to
> clip only 3 to 6 coupons for products they really want and use.

> And  THIS  is Our Solution !!!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "Why can't someone  invent some kind of a 'system'  so a consumer could 
> ORDER  JUST THE COUPONS THEY REALLY WANT AND USE!?"

> Well, now someone has!!!

> You begin by subscribing to our unique "Coupons-By-Choice" service. For
> a subscription fee of just $20 per month you will  receive one of our
> exclusive "Coupons-By-Choice" booklets. Your monthly Booklet contains
> certificates which may be redeemed for up to $100 worth of cash off
> grocery store coupons that YOU  CHOOSE from our list of  HUNDRED
> OF NATIONAL , NAME-BRAND PRODUCTS!


> HERE IS HOW IT WORKS....
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Each "Coupons-By-Choice" Booklet contains 10 "coupon order forms."
> EACH order form can be redeemed  for $10 worth of  PERSONALLY
> SELECTED  cash-off coupons. You actually CHOOSE  exactly what
> coupons you want from our master list which is printed in each Booklet.
> You then mail the completed order form and a small handling charge to
> our redemption center. In just a few weeks you will receive $10 worth of 
> cash off coupons  that YOU  chose! PLUS ...  you will receive additional
> coupons of your choice to reimburse you for your handling charge and
> your postage!


> And remember that these are MANUFACTURERS' coupons for
> NATIONAL, NAME-BRAND PRODUCTS, and are valid at any store that
> CURRENTLY accept coupons!

> So the real beauty of our system is that,  as a subscriber to our "Coupons-
> By-Choice" service, you do not have to change your buying habits at all to
> receive substantial savings!!

> 	*   You do NOT  have to shop at certain stores! You continue to     
> 	      shop where you ALWAYS do!
> 	*   You do NOT  have to purchase "special" products from special 
>                  "dealers!"  You continue to buy the SAME products and brands 
>  
> 	     you do every  day!

> Where else can you receive a return of $100 to $200 ... on a monthly
> investment of  only $20 !!??

> THINK ABOUT IT!....

> READY TO START SAVING??
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> With regard to this particular ad,  there is only one way you can get the
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> Call  fax-on-demand  512-404-1275 ( must call from  a your fax machine)

> Remember to put your sponsor's ID number in all application forms,
> otherwise they will not be processed.

> Sponsor's ID number:  CA11094



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